Milkshakes all around (and maybe over a person or two) as we pay a visit to the dark side of the planet Svartos. Home to random rouges like Sabalom Glitz, a time storm displaced teen from the 1980 in one Dorothy McShane, though everyone calls her Ace, a frozen alien mad men called Kane, and a robotic dragon with a gem in his head. Luckly Mel is around to scream at it…
With everyone back in good health, we return to talk about the Sixth Doctor and The Mysterious Planet… which may or may not be Earth (Spoiler, it’s Earth) blown out of place by some strangeness. Of course the real question is what that has to do with the fact the Doctor is on trail and Peri is nowhere to be found.
The Eighth Doctor recently picked up Mary Shelley from a lake house in Geneva, and has brought her to Vienna. However, he was not to meet up with Samson and Gemma Griffin as he intended, but instead meets an old foe from a twin world of Earth that is being used to demonstrate it’s chess playing prowess.
Your Mother always told you that television will rot your brain, well for once it turns out she was right. Though it’s not the TV that’s doing the melting, but an alien living in the air waves, stealing faces and feeding on 1950’s London. Luckily the Tenth Doctor and Rose are there to save the day, and a family they might run into along the way.
Strange things are happen in the old coal mines of Wales as toxic waste, giant maggots and evil computers are all coming together to challenge Jo, the Doctor and the crew of UNIT . Luckily the local commune is also the home of a number of scientists with an ecological bent who can help The Doctor save the day (and sweep Jo off of her feet).
The First Doctor takes a visit to (what was then) present day London, to visit the new Post Office Tower only to find it home to a mad AI with delusions of world conquest. Though the machine isn’t going it alone, it has a bevy of mind controlled servants to build robots to take over London. Of course the Doctor has his own allies, even if there is an unconventional switch in his companions.
We return to the crowded TARDIS with Adric, Nyssa and Tegan as they back to Heathrow in time for her flight. Of course things never quite go as planned as they land in an alien space ship heading towards Earth. A ship has visited the planet a number of times in the past, but this time is making plans to stay for good.
We start our second century with a look at one of the… less well remembered stories of the Fourth Doctor’s era. Though it’s not without reason that it’s usually considered one of the weaker stories of the time, it does have some highlights, few and far between as they are.
The moment has come for the 100th episode of the Untempered Schism, we take a look at the last adventure of the Ninth Doctor. With Rose and Caption Jack by this side, he will brave reality TV, killer robots, Daleks and the consequences of his own actions.
The Eleventh Doctor is off on his own (even if Amy and Rory are still in the opening credits) and found himself getting mixed up in an adventure with Shops, Cybermen, babies and Craig Owens. Not that it makes all that much sense (Really, the Doctor working in a shop?) but we’ll just go with it for now.